think outside the lines

http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=5115

daniel says:
looked very much like A humour
minx of mayhem says:
true that!
**
daniel says:
cute stuff made evil

control yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0daJoMRm1x4

daniel says:
GIMME THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG!
minx of mayhem says:
hahah
that was insane
daniel
we do not hug no more
daniel says:
oh no
don't want no fucking erection when hugging
minx of mayhem says:
our crotches will not come into contact
daniel says:
ONLY christian side hugs form now on
minx of mayhem says:
absolutely
its better if we just wave from a distance
daniel says:
a christian wave.
minx of mayhem says:
yes, no lechery in our lives

makes sense - leukotomy

STEVE WRIGHT: On what part of the body is a lobotomy performed?
CONTESTANT: The bottom.

(BBC Radio 2)

eefil

Island Living says:
hehee
maybe there is one thing you can do, though...
a little bit of research..?
you won't hurt my feelings if you say no
reactionary malcontent says:
go to hell!!!
(did i now? )
Island Living says:
i lied
you hurt my feelings

great friends

they are perfect companions. they always like you and your friends. they never make you feel lonely. they never take much space. you can play hide and seek for months on end. even when they are not there, you feel like they are around. perfect, aren´t they?

so get yourself some lice.

new scrabble buddy

Mary Jo would like to formally apologise to anyone she harassed/abused/snogged/assaulted/laughed at/stole things from/lost things belonging to/embarrassed/molested last night. Wine and MJ do not mix very well. Or exceedingly well, depending on how you look at it.

sarcasm saves

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you dont have to mow it.

nänn nänn

Inga says:
meil oli näiteks tele2 selline
et mul oli arve makstud
tele2 kontole
sest lasi makse ära teha ja tagasi ei tulnud
kui oleks muu firma konto siis ei oleks makse üldse läbi läinud
ja siis tele2 ütles et nänn nänn teil on arve maksmata ja me keerasime teil helistamise kinni
ma ütlesin et nänn nänn minge perse ja vahetan nüüd operaatorit

scrabble addicts

[17:03:37] Anna: omfg
[17:04:02] Anna: ok
[17:04:04] Anna: now
[17:04:12] Anna: watch - i am so proud of myself right now
[17:31:50] Rex Finer: WTF happened, you used your last tiles? Without asking me first if I'm ok with that? AND scored a 100er by doing so?
[17:31:54] Rex Finer: Evil. Evil, evil, EVIL.
[17:32:22] Anna: yes yes yes!!!!
[17:32:27] Anna: (ninja)
[17:32:42] Anna: you gotta admit that was pretty damn awesome
[17:33:01] Rex Finer: it sure was...!
[17:33:13] Rex Finer: about as awesome as waterloo for everyone who's not napoleon.
[17:33:18] Rex Finer: or abba.

Storm on SM

Yes, that's truly my MO, I'm a masochist. You're a sadist; you wouldn't understand. The masochist begged "Hurt me!" the sadist cooly said "no."

tee hee

Frankie took the what do people first notice about you? quiz and the result is your laugh

When people meet you for the first time, they can't help but notice your laugh! Even when people are feeling down, you have the ability to brighten up their day with that wonderful laugh of yours!

Frankie James Rotondi Ha... haha.... bah hahahahahahahahahahahah arhehheheheh *cough* *cough* *cough* ha ha ha ha baaaaaaaaah hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha bah ha ha *cough* herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkh "Call an ambulance!"

creative thinking

Joe says:
We did this "creative thinking workshop" and (i shit you not...) part of the workshop involved someone drawing a box on a flipchart, and making a mark outside the box - to demonstrate that we should be 'thinking outside the box'

sauna fun

peksa lamajat says:
one friend says that granny robbed her eyes of innocence in sauna
NotApplicable says:
hehehee
NotApplicable says:
the image is burned forever into her brain now
peksa lamajat says:
yeah
peksa lamajat says:
and it is fact that breasts can sag to the waist
peksa lamajat says:
there you go
peksa lamajat says:
an image for you
NotApplicable says:
:D
NotApplicable says:
that's mean!

demotivating

fun de siècle ütleb:
oh, phew
i thought you are also pregnant
heratyck ütleb:
Oh hell no!
fun de siècle ütleb:
what doesnt kill you makes you stronger
heratyck ütleb:
word
fun de siècle ütleb:
but it can also damage you for life
heratyck ütleb:
oh man dont say that!
you like totally ruined one of my favorite sayings! lol
fun de siècle ütleb:

aint i great?

texts from last night (not mine)

(850): Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
(850): I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

stepbrothers

fun de siècle:
tead nalja
mina, lahkuv töötaja, osalen pitchidel
m:
no mida sa imestad? ma päev enne lahkumist pitchisin viale leiburit ja sain ka. eks nad siis olid üllatusest baffid kui järgmisel koosolekul istus nende vastus maiu. tead mammut?
fun de siècle:
olen kuulnud
m:
no vot see oli selline naine, kellele ma oleks iga kord tahtnud öelda nii nagu filmis stepbrothers
fun de siècle:
see kes suur freudi sõps oli
m:
oled näinud?
freudi sõps indeed
fun de siècle:
ei ole näinud
m:
seal oli selline rida, et üks vant ütles teisele, et krt, sa pole mulle midagi teinud ja sa ei häiri mind üldse, aga rsk su nägu on selline, et igakord kui ma seda näen, siis tahaks kohe virutada

to kenyan

so you think you're a gift of god, huh? good for you. unfortunately, i am an atheist.

do you

darren
Well. Yes. But I lived in Ukraine for a while so difficult not to!!! (speak russian)
graphic graphic
whoah
graphic graphic
how come?
darren
Why not?
darren
Nice place
graphic graphic
i mean how did you end up there?
graphic graphic
a woman? :)
darren
Thank you soooo much for that
graphic graphic
heh
graphic graphic
or some project?
darren
Do you play scrabble so well because of a man?
darren
if you must know I thought it would be better to try out the prostitutes BEFORE they came to my country

comps

Windows: Kas te tõesti tahate eemaldada seda faili?
Sina: JAH!
Windows: Aga miks?


Emma Noel ütleb:
sina: niisama
win: aga oled ikka kindel?
sina: jah
win: oled ikka täitsa kindel?
sina: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Emma Noel ütleb:
Windows: Oota veidi.
Emma Noel ütleb:
Windows: Nüüd oled ika veel kindel?
Sina: Jaaaaaa, raisk fakk!
Windows: (Away)
Emma Noel ütleb:
jne

private life of the brain

Warren ütleb:
I'm writing a book myself
Warren ütleb:
a biography about 2 siamese twins join at the nose.
Warren ütleb:
entitled "What the fuck are you looking at"

such is life

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better." -- Samuel Beckett

real love

daniel ütleb:
but they were at englishrussia.com when i sent them to you
Little Chino 95 ütleb:
oh
Little Chino 95 ütleb:
are you sure you sent them to me?
daniel ütleb:
09:54:01 daniel: actually, this one i should have shared
09:54:03 daniel: it's fucking scary
09:54:04 daniel: Plastic Lips (http://englishrussia.com/?p=2228)
09:56:18 Aljona: ok
09:56:26 Aljona: but THIS is so wrong it is funny http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=3935
09:56:38 daniel: oh helu mr sexy!
daniel ütleb:
2nd of feb
daniel ütleb:

daniel ütleb:
but i forgive you!
daniel ütleb:
<- kind person
Little Chino 95 ütleb:
you donkey
Little Chino 95 ütleb:
heh
Little Chino 95 ütleb:
your precision can be so endearing
Little Chino 95 ütleb:
or SOOOO annoying
daniel ütleb:
when i know i'm right, i want to prove it to people
Little Chino 95 ütleb:
heh. okay, maybe you said it was scary and i was too scared
daniel ütleb:
maybe
daniel ütleb:
although, i believe you were too caught up in enjoying http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=3935 to care
Little Chino 95 ütleb:
only because he reminded me of YOU!!!
daniel ütleb:
haha
daniel ütleb:
THANK YOU!

love

soFreshness Leader 65:
but in our family, mocking is equal to affection
Joe:
i should keep the hell away from you
Freshness Leader 65
funny you should figure this just now
Joe:
i wonder what you do if you REALLY like someone? stab them?

flirtsy

Joe:
i like you because you're smarter than the average bear
two hundred pounds of satan :
good on you. i don't like you even that much to tell a difference between you and a lamp post
Joe:
Burn in hell

kalendris on see päev!

statistical error ütleb:
ja kolmap teen hormooniravi
t ütleb:
mis ravi? kuda blin?
statistical error ütleb:
seksi noh
statistical error ütleb:
teen tsölibaadile holokausti
t ütleb:
ma mõtlesin et miski uus trendikas ravi
statistical error ütleb:
ongi
t ütleb:
sul on kalendris kirjas et SEKSIPÄEV
t ütleb:
?
statistical error ütleb:
mhm
t ütleb:
haige mutt
statistical error ütleb:
mul muudel päevadel ei sobinud kohtuda
t ütleb:
"mis tähendab et ei taha ... vaata siiia ...kalendris on kirjas!! püksid maha raisk!"
*
t ütleb:
teinekord kui kalendris kirjas on siis pane kohe messengeri et täna siis on see päev!

diskr-kr-kr-krimineerimine

kleb! ütleb:
Diskrimineerimist ei tuvastatud ka pöördumise puhul, milles osutati, et meesüliõpilastel ei ole võimalik võtta akadeemilist puhkust oma lapse ema raseduse ajal.
kleb! ütleb:
siis kui on aktiivne meesüliõpilane siis muudkui rasestab ja puhkab
tinka kleb! ütleb:
nagu eksmatt paistab nii läheb rasestab jälle

about that

good thing about going to a party with sixes is that you may not have fun, but you surely will get home relatively unharmed