farrago:
bad grammar riles me up
Word Salad:
me too
i have bad grammar tourettes
i can't help but correct it
farrago:
i have to say some brits are BAD
there was this guy who seemed okay at first
decent enough to fuck, i wasn't really expecting much mental stimulation
but oh my god
when he started sending me texts, i seriously thought he had dyslexia or some mental problem
Word Salad:
hahahahahahahaha
farrago:
so i was unusually patient while decyphering
Word Salad ütleb:
haha i am lolling
farrago:
but then i asked up front
he said he had no prob at all
he just didn't study enough to spell
let me tell you, his impressive equipment lost all value in a second
Word Salad:
hahaha
i can imagine
i cannot stand text talk
it's like USE PREDICTIVE MOTHERFUCKER
it's 2010
we don't need to shorten things
we have technology allowing us to wax poetic
and unlimited texts in most cases
farrago:
so now meeting people who write you first seems the only reasonable way
Word Salad:
ha
there is a serious shortage of men over here
it's ridiculous
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
grr
dynamic thinker says:
as soon as someone sets on the path of recreation
they get obsessed with roots
Island Living says:
is this about dying your hair?
dynamic thinker says:
'what you mean
Island Living says:
recreation involved changing hair colour, and obviously having your roots recoloured would be part of this
simple
dynamic thinker says:
i was being more abstract
children
future
past
Island Living says:
future past children is pretty abstract
rhubarb
onion
flying pig
i can be abstract too
as soon as someone sets on the path of recreation
they get obsessed with roots
Island Living says:
is this about dying your hair?
dynamic thinker says:
'what you mean
Island Living says:
recreation involved changing hair colour, and obviously having your roots recoloured would be part of this
simple
dynamic thinker says:
i was being more abstract
children
future
past
Island Living says:
future past children is pretty abstract
rhubarb
onion
flying pig
i can be abstract too
Thursday, March 11, 2010
at work
A: ah, so I took a look at that data..
M: could you, perhaps look at that other thing too.
A: [smugly] already did, hah.
M: [sarcastically] you are so clever!
A: nah. I just know how your simple mind works.
M: ..
A: haha. 1:0
M: okay, sun is shining and you are in a good mood today, so I will let it be.
after lunch
A: you know what I just did?
M: surprise me.
A: I forgot a chewing gum in my hair. I took it out of my mouth, thinking I should throw it out, but forgot it between my fingers and probably scratched my head, because the next time I did it, I found this shit stuck in my hair. had to cut it out.
M: you score in your own goal. 1:1.
M: could you, perhaps look at that other thing too.
A: [smugly] already did, hah.
M: [sarcastically] you are so clever!
A: nah. I just know how your simple mind works.
M: ..
A: haha. 1:0
M: okay, sun is shining and you are in a good mood today, so I will let it be.
after lunch
A: you know what I just did?
M: surprise me.
A: I forgot a chewing gum in my hair. I took it out of my mouth, thinking I should throw it out, but forgot it between my fingers and probably scratched my head, because the next time I did it, I found this shit stuck in my hair. had to cut it out.
M: you score in your own goal. 1:1.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
baseball bat and batshits
me mõlemad M-ga vihastasime oma lätaka peale. ta pidavat homme tulema. ma ütlesin, et too pesapallikurikas alt autost ära, paneme ta lihtsalt nurka seisma. M ütles, et ei hakka tassimisega vaeva nägema. niikuinii löön jalaga.
beware the wolf, little lady
http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0333.html
"Moral: Children, especially attractive, well bred young ladies, should never talk to strangers, for if they should do so, they may well provide dinner for a wolf. I say "wolf," but there are various kinds of wolves. There are also those who are charming, quiet, polite, unassuming, complacent, and sweet, who pursue young women at home and in the streets. And unfortunately, it is these gentle wolves who are the most dangerous ones of all."
"Moral: Children, especially attractive, well bred young ladies, should never talk to strangers, for if they should do so, they may well provide dinner for a wolf. I say "wolf," but there are various kinds of wolves. There are also those who are charming, quiet, polite, unassuming, complacent, and sweet, who pursue young women at home and in the streets. And unfortunately, it is these gentle wolves who are the most dangerous ones of all."
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Sunday, March 7, 2010
at work
A: [talks, wants reaction]
M: [raises head, looking perplexed]do you see any spark in my eyes that signals you of any interest on my part?
A: [shrugs] nope, your eyes look just as blank as usual
M: [after regaining his composure] you suck!
A: [does a dance of victory]
A: if there is anything I say or do to offend you..
M: ah, do not worry...
A: then never doubt, it was always my intention.
M: [mentions he wants me to show him how some programs work and before going out to smoke] And now I go out. I come back, and then you show me.
A: [grabs chest and feigns shocked innocence]
M: [blushes and leaves]
A: [after finishing an important project for M, and upon rather serious concentration stating blankly] and you, of course, didn't make any coffee.
M: [gets up energetically and heads for the kitchen. after a few moments returns, rather puzzled] wait, I wasn't supposed to make coffee. You said it like you repeated that for about 4 times by now.
A: [grinning] I know I didn't.
A: [doing analysis, concentrated]
M: [talks, wants reaction]
A: ah./oh./uh huh
M: BUT YOU DON'T CARE! (A's favourite cry for attention)
A: uh huh.
M: bahaha! I just proved that I am like you! And you are like me! You see the other one being busy and deep in thought, but you still keep on talking and demand reaction, and if you don't, you cry "but you don't care!". And when I bug you I see that you don't pay me much attention and reply in monosyllables. Just like me! FACT!
A: uh huh.
A: [thinking if should listen to music through headphones or speakers] are you busy? You want to concentrate?
M: I don't mind, you might as well keep on talking, I am not paying attention...
A: YOU SUCK!
M: [smug]
M: as an excellent sales person I am trained to make you feel important by leaving you the illusion that I am listening to everything you say. feeling listened to does wonders to people's egos and makes them easier targets for manipulation.
A: as an excellent manipulator I am trained to make you feel as a smart and great sales person by letting you believe your petty attempts at world domination are working. hiding the fact that I am aware of your fruitless games, I keep your ego afloat, and bad sales people need their egos big.
M: [raises head, looking perplexed]do you see any spark in my eyes that signals you of any interest on my part?
A: [shrugs] nope, your eyes look just as blank as usual
M: [after regaining his composure] you suck!
A: [does a dance of victory]
A: if there is anything I say or do to offend you..
M: ah, do not worry...
A: then never doubt, it was always my intention.
M: [mentions he wants me to show him how some programs work and before going out to smoke] And now I go out. I come back, and then you show me.
A: [grabs chest and feigns shocked innocence]
M: [blushes and leaves]
A: [after finishing an important project for M, and upon rather serious concentration stating blankly] and you, of course, didn't make any coffee.
M: [gets up energetically and heads for the kitchen. after a few moments returns, rather puzzled] wait, I wasn't supposed to make coffee. You said it like you repeated that for about 4 times by now.
A: [grinning] I know I didn't.
A: [doing analysis, concentrated]
M: [talks, wants reaction]
A: ah./oh./uh huh
M: BUT YOU DON'T CARE! (A's favourite cry for attention)
A: uh huh.
M: bahaha! I just proved that I am like you! And you are like me! You see the other one being busy and deep in thought, but you still keep on talking and demand reaction, and if you don't, you cry "but you don't care!". And when I bug you I see that you don't pay me much attention and reply in monosyllables. Just like me! FACT!
A: uh huh.
A: [thinking if should listen to music through headphones or speakers] are you busy? You want to concentrate?
M: I don't mind, you might as well keep on talking, I am not paying attention...
A: YOU SUCK!
M: [smug]
M: as an excellent sales person I am trained to make you feel important by leaving you the illusion that I am listening to everything you say. feeling listened to does wonders to people's egos and makes them easier targets for manipulation.
A: as an excellent manipulator I am trained to make you feel as a smart and great sales person by letting you believe your petty attempts at world domination are working. hiding the fact that I am aware of your fruitless games, I keep your ego afloat, and bad sales people need their egos big.
Miss Talkalot
setting: Sunday, festive table, sauna prepared, siblings meet at big sister's big house.
players: sis (Nasha), her hubs (Kalamari), bro (Ljoshenka Horoshenkij), his wife (Miss Salsa), Niece 1 (serious-opponent-in-board-games aka Lo), Niece 2 (NONPAREIL Princess aka Li), yours truly.
scene one: the kitchen
moi: so I was just meeting my best bud J and he was introducing me to his boyfriend. at the end when we part, I hug the guy and say I am very sorry I talked you to death! sometimes I cannot help it! and he says he was warned before, so I turn to J and demand to know what was he saying. J blankly states: dominant independent character. Talks a lot.
sis: Talkalot? hm?
moi: TALKS. A LOT.
sis: ah, you got me confused and I already started thinking about Lancelot
moi: well now that you mention it, moi and Laima usued to talk about wanting to date Mr Fuckalot.
sis: :O! :D
scene two: behind the table (best bits) (kids playing behind the computer in another room)
moi to Salsa: ah, and to make the update complete, did I ever mention how we got lice this summer?
sis: "now there are more of us/meid on nüüd mitu"
S: what?!
moi: yeah. Well, in the end we laughed about it. our main joke "there are more of us now" it was me finding solace in humour and telling my friend Inga about this horror. So you know how lots of morons have all their life on display in msn? and if they get fresh kids, they update on nearly every minute of their bastards? most usual is that when a new one is born this line is used? so Inga suggested I use it and when someone would congratulate me on babies, I retort with "I got lice, you idiot". but Nasha and me been laughing about this alone - since this shit isolates you completely! nobody you can tell!
sis: yes, you have no idea how far I tryed to keep my head away from people. people at my new job thought I was weird, moving around with such body language.
S: how awful! how? you got them from kids?
sis: yeah.. [tells story how we found them at kids' heads while in the country and how till the last moment we hoped we didn't have them, and how we found we were wrong]
S:[tells the story about her lice in the past]
moi: yeah, so i worked from home and couldn't work at all that day. hands shaking, i was doing frantic research on the internet, going through anything related to lice.
sis: yes, 2 hours after we part in the morning, she calls me and I sit in my pretty business costume, surrounded by people, find out that the treatment is not just that easy, but you have to repeat it in 10 days, can only say yes or no, and shivers down my spine, praying nobody can hear my sister's voice from the phone and god forbid understand what we talk about.
sis: it was also funny how we went to the farthest pharmacy on our way home, in area we never shop or do anything, as far from town as possible, that god forbid somebody doesn't recognise us!
moi: and in the pharmacy, i specifically point out the name of the name of the medicine...
sis: and the woman shouts back: YOU MEAN THAT MEDICINE AGAINST LICE?
moi: and blushing and saying rather neurotically I whisper - yes yes, its for somebody I know...
sis: you should have seen how the people in the pharmacy reacted! caution!
moi: cherry on top, 2 days after treatment, my client wants me to do some market research for ....
THEIR LICE TREATMENT!!
sis: ha, and then she gets complimented on excellent analysis!
moi: yes, and a bit after that they ask me to do the same stuff for baby oil!
S: baby oil!
moi: I know. I have to say I wasn't as inspired.
**
Ljosha(d): Fuck it, I am going to sauna, women have gone mad (after me and sis telling his wife about that an incident that involved some lewd gesticularion)
**
Ljosha: I spend hours in sauna, and I come back and everything is the same: A is still talking! Real Miss Talkalot!
***
sis: ooh, that story I must have told everyone now. so I go to Riga to a business meeting, and my colleague tells me of his side business at raising sheep. so after some time I ask absent-mindedly if he ever tried goats. Then he turns to me, looks me deeply in the eyes and says very seriously: Dear N, there are many things I have never tried in my life. Goats I haven't tried.
moi: yes, and now imagine her in her business suit! :D
**
scene three: behind TV and at the door (kids playing behind the computer in another room)
sis painting nails and retells Salsa her favourite joke: woman is almost completely defenceless/vulnerable while her painted nails are drying.
Kalm: woman, I will see you upstairs in 3.
*
a line in the movie, in a scene where a guys tries to hitchike and stops a posh Mercedes convertible, and the blond chick behind the wheel says: Dude, you don't know how many kilometres of cock I had to suck to get this car.
we all burst out out laughing at Nasha's dropped jaw..
moi: hey Kalm, what was the last car you bought Nasha?
Kalm: big
sis: bitch
*
at the door, Nasha the designated driver, stands with hands up in the air and calls for her husband and asks him to put her coat on.
Kalm messing with the coat: damn it, wrong hole!
Kalm muttering: damn you woman, you should be upstairs, I have only 3 minutes left.
moi: whät?
Kalm: well my wife wanted a Mercedes.
moi: ah, and since she paints her nails on Sunday evenings, we ruined your best day of the week?
Kalm: exactly.
players: sis (Nasha), her hubs (Kalamari), bro (Ljoshenka Horoshenkij), his wife (Miss Salsa), Niece 1 (serious-opponent-in-board-games aka Lo), Niece 2 (NONPAREIL Princess aka Li), yours truly.
scene one: the kitchen
moi: so I was just meeting my best bud J and he was introducing me to his boyfriend. at the end when we part, I hug the guy and say I am very sorry I talked you to death! sometimes I cannot help it! and he says he was warned before, so I turn to J and demand to know what was he saying. J blankly states: dominant independent character. Talks a lot.
sis: Talkalot? hm?
moi: TALKS. A LOT.
sis: ah, you got me confused and I already started thinking about Lancelot
moi: well now that you mention it, moi and Laima usued to talk about wanting to date Mr Fuckalot.
sis: :O! :D
scene two: behind the table (best bits) (kids playing behind the computer in another room)
moi to Salsa: ah, and to make the update complete, did I ever mention how we got lice this summer?
sis: "now there are more of us/meid on nüüd mitu"
S: what?!
moi: yeah. Well, in the end we laughed about it. our main joke "there are more of us now" it was me finding solace in humour and telling my friend Inga about this horror. So you know how lots of morons have all their life on display in msn? and if they get fresh kids, they update on nearly every minute of their bastards? most usual is that when a new one is born this line is used? so Inga suggested I use it and when someone would congratulate me on babies, I retort with "I got lice, you idiot". but Nasha and me been laughing about this alone - since this shit isolates you completely! nobody you can tell!
sis: yes, you have no idea how far I tryed to keep my head away from people. people at my new job thought I was weird, moving around with such body language.
S: how awful! how? you got them from kids?
sis: yeah.. [tells story how we found them at kids' heads while in the country and how till the last moment we hoped we didn't have them, and how we found we were wrong]
S:[tells the story about her lice in the past]
moi: yeah, so i worked from home and couldn't work at all that day. hands shaking, i was doing frantic research on the internet, going through anything related to lice.
sis: yes, 2 hours after we part in the morning, she calls me and I sit in my pretty business costume, surrounded by people, find out that the treatment is not just that easy, but you have to repeat it in 10 days, can only say yes or no, and shivers down my spine, praying nobody can hear my sister's voice from the phone and god forbid understand what we talk about.
sis: it was also funny how we went to the farthest pharmacy on our way home, in area we never shop or do anything, as far from town as possible, that god forbid somebody doesn't recognise us!
moi: and in the pharmacy, i specifically point out the name of the name of the medicine...
sis: and the woman shouts back: YOU MEAN THAT MEDICINE AGAINST LICE?
moi: and blushing and saying rather neurotically I whisper - yes yes, its for somebody I know...
sis: you should have seen how the people in the pharmacy reacted! caution!
moi: cherry on top, 2 days after treatment, my client wants me to do some market research for ....
THEIR LICE TREATMENT!!
sis: ha, and then she gets complimented on excellent analysis!
moi: yes, and a bit after that they ask me to do the same stuff for baby oil!
S: baby oil!
moi: I know. I have to say I wasn't as inspired.
**
Ljosha(d): Fuck it, I am going to sauna, women have gone mad (after me and sis telling his wife about that an incident that involved some lewd gesticularion)
**
Ljosha: I spend hours in sauna, and I come back and everything is the same: A is still talking! Real Miss Talkalot!
***
sis: ooh, that story I must have told everyone now. so I go to Riga to a business meeting, and my colleague tells me of his side business at raising sheep. so after some time I ask absent-mindedly if he ever tried goats. Then he turns to me, looks me deeply in the eyes and says very seriously: Dear N, there are many things I have never tried in my life. Goats I haven't tried.
moi: yes, and now imagine her in her business suit! :D
**
scene three: behind TV and at the door (kids playing behind the computer in another room)
sis painting nails and retells Salsa her favourite joke: woman is almost completely defenceless/vulnerable while her painted nails are drying.
Kalm: woman, I will see you upstairs in 3.
*
a line in the movie, in a scene where a guys tries to hitchike and stops a posh Mercedes convertible, and the blond chick behind the wheel says: Dude, you don't know how many kilometres of cock I had to suck to get this car.
we all burst out out laughing at Nasha's dropped jaw..
moi: hey Kalm, what was the last car you bought Nasha?
Kalm: big
sis: bitch
*
at the door, Nasha the designated driver, stands with hands up in the air and calls for her husband and asks him to put her coat on.
Kalm messing with the coat: damn it, wrong hole!
Kalm muttering: damn you woman, you should be upstairs, I have only 3 minutes left.
moi: whät?
Kalm: well my wife wanted a Mercedes.
moi: ah, and since she paints her nails on Sunday evenings, we ruined your best day of the week?
Kalm: exactly.
death to orkut!
MP: Number of users on Facebook in Estonia: 151 320 Number of male users on Facebook in Estonia: 64 740 Number of female users on Facebook in Estonia: 86 580 Penetration in Estonia: 11.65 %
Facebook Statistics – By country Facebakers.com
www.facebakers.com
Facebook statistics from different countries of the world based on the advertising tool.
Victor: it's all about penetration for you, isn't it?
MP: no Victor, the male-female ratio is also important :-]
Facebook Statistics – By country Facebakers.com
www.facebakers.com
Facebook statistics from different countries of the world based on the advertising tool.
Victor: it's all about penetration for you, isn't it?
MP: no Victor, the male-female ratio is also important :-]
what would your brother give you and your sister as a present?
in 2001 we got identical T-shirts from him, that had huge writing:
If you think that I am a BITCH, YOU SHOULD MEET MY SISTER!!
[she didn't like it, probably because I wore it to all family occasions]
[brother in law never recovered from the concequences of his laughter]
[she would probably wear it to family occasions today]
If you think that I am a BITCH, YOU SHOULD MEET MY SISTER!!
[she didn't like it, probably because I wore it to all family occasions]
[brother in law never recovered from the concequences of his laughter]
[she would probably wear it to family occasions today]
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Big 5
MJ: High neuroticism & openness. Low conscientiousness, agreeableness & extroversion. Yep, I'm a adventurous wanker, it's official.
BBC - Lab UK - Experiments - The Big Personality Test
www.bbc.co.uk
The BBC's Child of Our Time is carrying out a groundbreaking scientific study to discover how important our personalities are in shaping the direction of our lives. Do our personalities shape our lives or do our lives shape our personalities?
AK: I'm high on openness and extroversion, very low on neuroticism and agreeableness. Not to mention conscientiousness. It says that my life goal is hedonism. So I'm an arrogant self-indulger with a shitty attitude.
MJ: We were made for each other. Let's wed at once.
AK: yes, wreak ineffable havoc and spend extensive time in correctional facilities?
MJ: Nah. Doin' time ain't my bag, sistah. Once we've fucked everything up let's drive off a big cliff, try take out a few cops on the way. You dig?
AK: where have you been most of my life?!
BBC - Lab UK - Experiments - The Big Personality Test
www.bbc.co.uk
The BBC's Child of Our Time is carrying out a groundbreaking scientific study to discover how important our personalities are in shaping the direction of our lives. Do our personalities shape our lives or do our lives shape our personalities?
AK: I'm high on openness and extroversion, very low on neuroticism and agreeableness. Not to mention conscientiousness. It says that my life goal is hedonism. So I'm an arrogant self-indulger with a shitty attitude.
MJ: We were made for each other. Let's wed at once.
AK: yes, wreak ineffable havoc and spend extensive time in correctional facilities?
MJ: Nah. Doin' time ain't my bag, sistah. Once we've fucked everything up let's drive off a big cliff, try take out a few cops on the way. You dig?
AK: where have you been most of my life?!
vive la revolution
MJ: Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except a punch in the face, but we can raise awareness of this tragic affliction.
AK: everyone should just go around punching everyone as a pre-emptive measure.
MJ: hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i actually did Laugh Out Loud
AK: I was being completely serious.
AK: I know you were, and I'm all for it. viva la punchy revolution
AK: everyone should just go around punching everyone as a pre-emptive measure.
MJ: hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i actually did Laugh Out Loud
AK: I was being completely serious.
AK: I know you were, and I'm all for it. viva la punchy revolution
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
family business
Nieces: Hey A, why aren't you married?
Moi: Well, have you noticed how little time your uncle started spending with you ever since he got married?
Nieces: You are right, you shouldn't be married.
Moi: Well, have you noticed how little time your uncle started spending with you ever since he got married?
Nieces: You are right, you shouldn't be married.
astume liikmeks
Inga:
CV keskus saatis : Virtuaalne värbajate klubi
mina loen: Virtuaalne värdjate klubi
CV keskus saatis : Virtuaalne värbajate klubi
mina loen: Virtuaalne värdjate klubi
ära löö!
Mark: kapsa hakkliha hautisest: sinna EI ole vaja sisse panna puljongikuubikut. believe me. just järgi proovitud. toidublogidest ja muudest iga-loll-võib-sõna-võtta kohtadest: prooviks ikkagi jääda selle juurde, et räägib see, kes teab, millest ta räägib. kaks õppetundi ühe õhtu jooksul. kohe palju targem tunne on.
Alice: kui loll peab olema, et vahe nii märgatav on?
Mark: you tell me.
Alice: ma ei saa. ma kardan, et sa lööd mind. JÄLLE!
Alice: kui loll peab olema, et vahe nii märgatav on?
Mark: you tell me.
Alice: ma ei saa. ma kardan, et sa lööd mind. JÄLLE!
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
musical
MJ: has piano hands, not guitar fingers.
AK: and drum of an ass?
MJ: ha I wish it was that tight
AK: and drum of an ass?
MJ: ha I wish it was that tight
going for indian
Arty Morty says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks2Xv5OvJ3Q
i am still at work
going for indian later on
heratyck says:
lol
Arty Morty says:
what
heratyck says:
I had this visual of you stalking an indian (as in native american)
Arty Morty says:
its like in mr and mrs smith
how was your day?
i got Lucky.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks2Xv5OvJ3Q
i am still at work
going for indian later on
heratyck says:
lol
Arty Morty says:
what
heratyck says:
I had this visual of you stalking an indian (as in native american)
Arty Morty says:
its like in mr and mrs smith
how was your day?
i got Lucky.
Monday, March 1, 2010
pearl of the day
D K:The people of Bournemouth will be right pissed off when they wake up on May 10 and they are staring at the North Sea, freezing their tatties off of the nearest bit of vitamin C is 270 miles away....
BBC News - David Cameron tells Tories he can turn Britain around
news.bbc.co.uk
Conservative leader David Cameron has said he has "got what it takes to turn this country around", in his party's final get-together before the election.
BBC News - David Cameron tells Tories he can turn Britain around
news.bbc.co.uk
Conservative leader David Cameron has said he has "got what it takes to turn this country around", in his party's final get-together before the election.
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