Monday, August 20, 2012

about a date

Al Jones says

so you think it's okay to ignore people after you've met them?
daniel says
people have done it to me
although some have told me "no thanks"
i think
but when i think back on it, i think ignoring is better
'cause whatever reason you might have, HE might see it differently
if you say "you're too much into sex" he might say "but you talked about it too, so i assumed it was a good thing to talk about"
and it leads to nothing
Al Jones says
well, I don't want to fuck him, simple as that
and he is depressed
and I don't need anyone's issues on top of my own
and
he reminds me of my father 
daniel says
and what reasons did you say you had for ignoring him?
pfft
,)

Al Jones says
and, since he fathered a child whom he supports
he is broke
daniel says
haha
he sounds like a GREAT guy
marry hiM!
Al Jones says
haha
 so if he emails, I should just ignore?
daniel says
depends on what he says
if he says "i want to fuck you", then yes
Al Jones says
well
he always made me feel uncomfortable
yeah, and he is a fan of big breasts
daniel says
weird feeling
haha
spoke a lot about sex? 
Al Jones says
yes
daniel says
not in a good way?
Al Jones says
yeah
daniel says
who brought it up?
Al Jones says
he did
daniel says
weird guy
Al Jones says
he is bitter that his ex got pregnant against his wishes, then kicked him out cause of his anger issues
daniel says
he sounds very fucked up
Al Jones says
yeah
he brought up childhood dramas on the first date
mommy issues
daniel says
haha
Al Jones says
yeah, and he's a charmer
but you know
daniel says
he didn't seem this fucked up in his profile/emails?
and have you got any BETTER dates lined up?

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

babe project

NK: Yay Turkey, love it!
A: I already got union jack flip flops for the holiday!!!
NK: get out of it
A: the flops? :D
NK: yeah
A: they only cost 1.50 at primark
A: and I have a perverse sense of humour
A: besides, I actually like them!
A: they even have union jack HEARTS on them!!!
NK: jesus wept
A: did I ever tell you about the babe project?
A: me and my friend who is even more sarcastic than me,  we started a babe project. since we abhored chicks/babes, we decided to emulate them for fun
NK: you vicious woman.
A: my personal favourite thing to do was to mimic stoned anna nicole smith's "Huuuuuuh?"
A: I actually owned a pink top with "I (heart) DANCING!"
NK: mocking the dead now * fake shock *
A: the heart was pure bling
NK: classy
A: totally!
A: so I am feeling like a new babe project
A: only I have nobody to laugh with
A: so I am just gonna be a lone laughing weirdo
NK: just go to a club, get drunk, cause trouble between a bloke and his girlfriend, fight, throw up outside, buy a kebab and suck off some random down a side street. no wait, that's Croydon emulation.
A: babes are classier in Estonia. concerned with looks and beauty products, they let the men be men, and pout in affirmation of their superiority. and they won't go out, if the man is not paying
A: now look at this, and tell me it is not funny!
A: Huuuuuuuuuuuh?