prunn

ma sul võtan ütleb:
teeme järgi
Brun Sinikael, dr SMW ütleb:
ojahhh.. kuule, ega muud jah üle ei jää!
Brun Sinikael, dr SMW ütleb:
ma arvan, et kui me pudeli vanakat vm ära joome ja siis laduma hakkame, siis läheb sul ja mul endal ka kõvaks lõpus
Brun Sinikael, dr SMW ütleb:
siis lähme lähimasse baari ja tapame kõik ära

romance is not dead! .. yet.

Bride-to-be swept to death by sea wave on Proposal Rock

Washington, Dec 5 : A romantic marriage proposal turned fatal for a Filipino bride-to-be after she was swept away by a sea wave on Proposal Rock on the Oregon coast.

Scott Napper had taken 22-year-old Leafil Alforque to Proposal Rock near Neskowin Beach to pop the question when a 3 feet high wave suddenly came toward them and swept her out of the sea.

Napper and Alforque had been dating since they met on the Internet in 2005.

Alforque had arrived in Oregon on a visa from the Philippines just three days before the fateful day.

While Napper was preparing to propose Alforque with a ring in his pocket, a wave about 3 feet high suddenly came toward them.

"I turned into it to keep from getting pulled under it," Fox News quoted Napper as saying.

By the time he turned to find Alforque, she had been caught by the receding waters.

"She was about 30 feet away, getting swept away," Napper added.

He tore off his jacket to get rid of any extra weight, and when he looked up again she was gone.

"That's the last I saw of her," he said, breaking into tears.

He tried to search her through rescuers, buy saw no sign of Alforque.


M : ooo what a story
M : sharmant
M : bet he whacked the woman himself
M : as you see, I’m also not very romantic
Disneyland Darling : I think he didn’t really kill her
Disneyland Darling : woman is from Philippines.
Disneyland Darling : thin, too
Disneyland Darling : good to marry – philippinas are humble and hardworking, and the woman wouldn’t eat him poor
Disneyland Darling : man thinks right!
Disneyland Darling : surely he’ll find him a new woman on the internet
M : I see that you are also quite pragmatic
Disneyland Darling : moi? I’m a flower!
M : yeah you are
Disneyland Darling : yes I am
M : that’s what I said


Disneyland Darling: see, that would never happen to me!
T: coz you're heavy?
Disneyland Darling: nah, I'm not from Philippines!

feeling better

- Oh! Still a mess here! What a lovely mess that is your home! You know how you go to people's places and everything is spotless clean and it makes you feel really bad about yourself. Well, I feel no shame about my abode here!

on love life

heratyck ütleb:
Why dont you like local boys
Impress ütleb:
boring
Impress ütleb:
bad sex
Impress ütleb:
no temperament
heratyck ütleb:
How do you know? Have you slept with the whole town?
Impress ütleb:
no, but my friend did

on porn

elle ütleb:
hola chica....
Impress ütleb:
oh
Impress ütleb:
thank god
Impress ütleb:
i thought it was your son again
Impress ütleb:
i think he thinks i am stalking you
Impress ütleb:
i call it love, by the way
elle ütleb:
you should have im'd him and said "ooh I see what you did there"
elle ütleb:
lil shit was using my computer to look up porn the other night... after I told him not to
Impress ütleb:
bahahahahah
Impress ütleb:
what kind of porn is he into
elle ütleb:
I dont know what kind
Impress ütleb:
i'll ask him next time
Impress ütleb:
there was a scandal last week
Impress ütleb:
someone been abusing male teenagers
elle ütleb:
doh
Impress ütleb:
presenting self as a spanish chick and asking boys to wank off with a videocam
Impress ütleb:
then telling them that everything is recorded
Impress ütleb:
why didn't *i*think of that?
Impress ütleb:
?!!!!!

how to kill a conversation, even if you are talking to God

Me:
oy
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
blood red
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
i am pretty unusual myself

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

insomniac wit

i am beating the odds. but they are resilient bitches.

argh

efficient futility ütleb:
tead v, ma kogu aeg tahaks sulle peksa anda
Jahre Viking ütleb:
miks???
Jahre Viking ütleb:
kutsu pikad sõbrad appi!
efficient futility ütleb:
urr, silitad vastukarva
efficient futility ütleb:
efficient futility ütleb:
kutsungi, tead!
Jahre Viking ütleb:
kelle?
Jahre Viking ütleb:
kristjani??

he said

E: you know how chicks always complain about small penises? well it's not the penis that is the problem, it's the vagina! it's like throwing sausages down the hallway!

those were the days, my friend

- hey do you remember times back when the MSN emoticons were static?

yeah

if there is anything i can do for you, ANYTHING... i'm not doing it.

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

A: I wanna be a lady when I grow up
W: I wanna do a lady when I grow up

iPlay

joyful killjoy

decently indecent

reasonably unreasonable

good old - drastic sarcastic

efficient futility

more words i like

taciturn

austere

caustic

birthday greetings

i have sent to people recently:


1.
Hey Old Lady!
I'll bring flowers, I promise!



2.
And just like that, another year passed and it means that soon you are going to die. Cheers, mate!

3.
My dear friend with a fragile soul! I hope that you get tougher as you get older (so I can smack you down harder).

4.
Staska, old pal! I'd say happy birthday in Lithuanian and toast with vanilla vodka and apple juice (if you haven't changed your preferences over the years!), but first off drinking is BAD for young mothers, and none of the words I remember in Lithu can stand daylight. But I'll have a drink for you anyway.


I need to come up with more ideas for the whole year. Hm.

after x-ray

i'm full of shit. it's a medical fact.

words

horripilation

scarcity

are they

-drunk, or retarded?
-probably both!

,,,

- are you pro-gay?
- hey, i'm no amateur gay either!

the wall, marlen haushofer

impending doom: easyjet stops flying from tallinn to berlin next week. superseacat went bankrupt. is it me, or this little country going to be cut off from the world soon?

i like

fight or flight

abundance

morbid

ominious

sinister

sacrilege

blasphemy

eloquence

hiatus

pukka

ignanimous

gregarious

audacious

auspicious

innocious

vicious

coined

minu laps on punnitatud õnn

friendship

A: i'm only friends with you because you sound important
A: and you make great gifts
T: i know
T: and i especially loved your gift for my birthday
T: which was..
T: NOTHING!
A: because you're worth it!

play with me, play with me

ironizer ütleb:
i coined a new word the other day
heratyck ütleb:
whats that
ironizer ütleb:
carniwhore
heratyck ütleb:
and what is a carniwhore
ironizer ütleb:
someone who doesnt care what to consume
heratyck ütleb:
lol
ironizer ütleb:
and is aggressive about it
heratyck ütleb:
You crack me up
heratyck ütleb:
You actually know people like this?
ironizer ütleb:
moi
ironizer ütleb:
lol
heratyck ütleb:
heh
ironizer ütleb:
and if i think really hard
ironizer ütleb:
i can come up with a list
ironizer ütleb:
i also coined frustracycler
heratyck ütleb:
whats that
ironizer ütleb:
for a sixie friend of mine
ironizer ütleb:
that's someone who is obsessing in frustration
ironizer ütleb:
over and over again. you reassure them, they calm down, and then they start being anxious again
heratyck ütleb:
hehe
heratyck ütleb:
people like that need to slapped... gone with the wind style
ironizer ütleb:
yeah
ironizer ütleb:
you slap
ironizer ütleb:
and then it starts over
heratyck ütleb:
they usually respond well to me
heratyck ütleb:
occasionally they will try and flare up again... but one word from me and they usually settle back down
ironizer ütleb:
sometimes i coin stuff, and if you google it, you see someone been on the same wave, although they might have come to it differently
ironizer ütleb:
like hip hopera
heratyck ütleb:
haha
heratyck ütleb:
[11:04] heratyck: for some odd reason I love bluegrass versions of rock songs
[11:04] heratyck: or hiphop songs
[11:05] heratyck: does that make me weird?
ironizer ütleb:
haha
ironizer ütleb:
sometimes i coin things by accident
ironizer ütleb:
like
ironizer ütleb:
when i meant to say intelligent
ironizer ütleb:
i said intelligant
ironizer ütleb:
in estonian
ironizer ütleb:
then i said oh i just meant to say intelligent and elegant at once
heratyck ütleb:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCAM3C3dpIA
heratyck ütleb:
I once coined a new phrase
heratyck ütleb:
I was offering a blow job to ephil... and inadvertantly said "I'll sick your duck" by mistake
ironizer ütleb:
haaaaaaa
ironizer ütleb:
haha
heratyck ütleb:
so now I use that whenever we are in public
ironizer ütleb:
i play with words a lot, though. there is nothing i love like double entendre
ironizer ütleb:
but thanks for the visuals now. how big is he? i need to complete the picture
heratyck ütleb:
huge
ironizer ütleb:
you just hurt my eye!
heratyck ütleb:
GIANORMOUS

what do you think of group sex? you, me and your wife?
ah, you don't want? ok, we will leave you out.