calling

sis: hey, whatcha doing?
A: watching really cool series. it's really interesting right now, talk later
sis: ok.

in 3 minutes phone calls again:
sis: and whatcha doing now?
A: aaaarghh!!!!
sis: mwahahaha!

why didn't I think of it before?

Quean says:
maybe i should get formal education in psychology
and treat people
just, well
differently
instill good ideas and whatnot
yeah, go burn your boss' house down, biatch deserves it
yes, yes you are small and pointless
give psycho-therapy a new ring

scares

Inga says:

http://ohtuleht.ee/index.aspx?id=378450
I wonder if Donatella Versace cries in front of the mirror?
how beautiful I am compared to her!
crystal.sparkles.angel says:
!rott
I nearly died from the scare
Inga says:
?
crystal.sparkles.angel says:
saw Donatella
of course you are
Inga says:
oh
yes
even you are!
crystal.sparkles.angel says:
LOL
Ingaa says:
for a second there, I was scared that you wouldn't understand

molli!

crystal.sparkles.angel says:
sain M-lt molli
täpselt nagu sinult trenni osas
Inga says:
1) kui on messengeri moll anna mulle ka
2) kui vaimne moll - mille eest
3) kui füüsiline moll, mine politseisse

what is your indian or arabic name?

F says:
better that than this shit
8 says:
yeah. of course I am a shit saver
non-existent saver, even
so a bit afraid
but every time I have to remind myself that I always land on my feet
F says:
that could be your indian or arabic name, for example
oh, my fabulous shit saver, who always lands on her feet
[oo, mu võrratu sitt säästja, kes alati maandub jalgadele]



*
To M - hey, what's your Indian name? Puppy Love? Theme song:
M: ..
A: but it's perfect! mwahaha, i will only turn to you like that from now on. how you like it, Puppy Love?
[endless laughter]
M: well, at least mine is not pointlessly long as yours
A: well, just remember the "võrratu" part
M: "just call me FAAAABULOUS"
A: yup, that's totally me!
*
A: don't you find it even a leeeeeeeeeeeetle bit offensive?
M: see, i care enough about you to let you know that i do not in the slightest.
A: bah, i feel like that lil dinosaur.

just do it

me: you going out? wait, i will go too! you can walk me to the bus station!
him: but that's in the opposite direction!
me: yeah, you can carry my bag too!
him: wow, the suggestion becomes more attractive by the minute!

i still laugh at this

why female spiders eat their mates after mating?
Big females eat their puny mates simply because a) they're hungry and b) they can.

The best reasons ever.

MJ also added c) why the fuck not.