babe project

NK: Yay Turkey, love it!
A: I already got union jack flip flops for the holiday!!!
NK: get out of it
A: the flops? :D
NK: yeah
A: they only cost 1.50 at primark
A: and I have a perverse sense of humour
A: besides, I actually like them!
A: they even have union jack HEARTS on them!!!
NK: jesus wept
A: did I ever tell you about the babe project?
A: me and my friend who is even more sarcastic than me,  we started a babe project. since we abhored chicks/babes, we decided to emulate them for fun
NK: you vicious woman.
A: my personal favourite thing to do was to mimic stoned anna nicole smith's "Huuuuuuh?"
A: I actually owned a pink top with "I (heart) DANCING!"
NK: mocking the dead now * fake shock *
A: the heart was pure bling
NK: classy
A: totally!
A: so I am feeling like a new babe project
A: only I have nobody to laugh with
A: so I am just gonna be a lone laughing weirdo
NK: just go to a club, get drunk, cause trouble between a bloke and his girlfriend, fight, throw up outside, buy a kebab and suck off some random down a side street. no wait, that's Croydon emulation.
A: babes are classier in Estonia. concerned with looks and beauty products, they let the men be men, and pout in affirmation of their superiority. and they won't go out, if the man is not paying
A: now look at this, and tell me it is not funny!
A: Huuuuuuuuuuuh?