birthday greetings

i have sent to people recently:


1.
Hey Old Lady!
I'll bring flowers, I promise!



2.
And just like that, another year passed and it means that soon you are going to die. Cheers, mate!

3.
My dear friend with a fragile soul! I hope that you get tougher as you get older (so I can smack you down harder).

4.
Staska, old pal! I'd say happy birthday in Lithuanian and toast with vanilla vodka and apple juice (if you haven't changed your preferences over the years!), but first off drinking is BAD for young mothers, and none of the words I remember in Lithu can stand daylight. But I'll have a drink for you anyway.


I need to come up with more ideas for the whole year. Hm.