girl talk and sexy grammar

farrago:
bad grammar riles me up
Word Salad:
me too
i have bad grammar tourettes
i can't help but correct it
farrago:
i have to say some brits are BAD
there was this guy who seemed okay at first
decent enough to fuck, i wasn't really expecting much mental stimulation
but oh my god
when he started sending me texts, i seriously thought he had dyslexia or some mental problem
Word Salad:
hahahahahahahaha
farrago:
so i was unusually patient while decyphering
Word Salad ütleb:
haha i am lolling
farrago:
but then i asked up front
he said he had no prob at all
he just didn't study enough to spell
let me tell you, his impressive equipment lost all value in a second
Word Salad:
hahaha
i can imagine
i cannot stand text talk
it's like USE PREDICTIVE MOTHERFUCKER
it's 2010
we don't need to shorten things
we have technology allowing us to wax poetic
and unlimited texts in most cases
farrago:
so now meeting people who write you first seems the only reasonable way
Word Salad:
ha
there is a serious shortage of men over here
it's ridiculous